I eat donuts because why not? I don’t like them stale but for some reason stale donuts are common which I don’t understand because how hard is it to make them fresh? And besides they’re sugary bread coated in sugar so they shouldn’t go stale very easily. The next worst thing after a stale donut is a gluten-free donut made with almond meal because it’s really just a friand pretending to be a donut and anyway friands are stale cakes to begin with. So basically it’s more money for a stale donut without the wait. Sometimes I feel sorry for the half-a-percent or whatever of people who are coeliac and can’t eat glutenous donuts and have to eat gluten-free (aka stale) donuts.
I’ve never had a stale donut from Grumpy Donuts except for that one time I bought a box of six donuts and ate one-a-day for six days because donuts begin to get stale around day three and are disappointing by day six. That means shops selling stale donuts are sitting on them for almost a week and after a week a donut basically becomes a friand which isn’t much different from eating the brown paper bag it comes in or just eating a rope and yanking it through.
I had the cookie butter donut from Grumpy Donuts. It had cookie butter inside it. A cookie is like a small stale donut made edible by adding lots of butter and sugar and sometimes stuff like chocolate chips. Cookie butter is taking a cookie and mixing it with butter which makes it mostly butter so my donut was iced with butter and stale donuts.
I didn’t eat the brown paper bag that the donut came in because why?
The food was OK.
The Food was OK 