I arrived several days before the self isolation request. But I’m not a risk taker. In between driving from Dunedin to Te Anau I picked up a thermometer, hand sanitiser and my own pillow.
I was going to crack open one of these tins of beans for a meal.
But I’m on a wild goddamn adventure. I don’t live like that. Not yet. So I tried to go to The Fat Duck in Te Anau. But it was full of germs. I mean people. So I went to the local food truck and got a Bao. Surely no germs there.
I ate the Bao in my hotel. I washed my hands. But I didn’t use my hands to eat.
The Bao came with fries. I washed it down with a can of beer.
The food was ok.
The Food was OK 